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"Man, I could strangle her all night long!...Uhh, that's not healthy, is it? That that's the first thing I go to?"
JE # 35 Happiness in Slavery
Sat Oct 17, 2009, 4:20 PM
Well, finally got it. Flippin cool as. Images of the seven dwarfs in scraps
Some say the end is near Some say we'll see armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Bull-shit, three-ring Circus sideshow
Of freaks here in this Hopeless fucking Hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is To flush it all away Any fucking time Any fucking day Learn to swim See you down in Arizona Bay
Fret for your figure And fret for your latte And fret for your lawsuit And fret for your hairpiece And fret for your Prozac And fret for your pilot And fret for your contract And fret for your car
It's a bull-shit, three-ring Circus sideshow
Of freaks here in this Hopeless fucking Hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is To flush it all away Any fucking time Any fucking day Learn to swim See you down in Arizona Bay
Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumb-founded dipshits and
Some say the end is near Some say we'll see armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit Silly shit Stupid shit
One great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim...
Mom's gonna fix it all soon Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it oughta be
Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim...
Fuck L. Ron Hubbard And fuck all his clones Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wanna-bes
Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim...
Fuck retro anything Fuck your tattoos Fuck all you junkies And fuck your short memory
Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim...
Fuck smilie glad-hands with hidden agendas Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses
Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim...
I'm praying for rain I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom, please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away
Yeah, time to bring it down again Yeah, don't just call a pessimist Try and read between the lines
And I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend
I wanna see it come down Plug it down Suck it down Flush it down
Hope you had a good weekend.
If I ever win lots of money I'll buy you one
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